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Toaster Strudel Wars
Toaster Strudel Wars In my house, it's all out war. Complete savagery.... The only thing missing is Mad Max racing across the desert looking for gasoline. The moment I saw my pulling out the toaster I knew she was making a toaster strudel. Me - Oh! Make me one!! - No, make your own! Me - Hey. I housed you in MY body for 9 months, then continued to keep you alive for the next 12 years. The LEAST you could do is make me a toaster strudel. - Really Mom?!? You use that excuse for everything. Me - I'm just using my resources. I should have known something was up when she actually brought me a strudel. Not paying attention, I thanked her and continued to mess with the remote trying to put new batteries in it. Still not paying attention, I reached over and grabbed the coveted strudel off the paper towel it was perched on and took a bite. No frosting, yet the strudel felt moist. She LICKED off the frosting!! The war is on! |
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lol... yep. Although THAT'S never happened to me.. 😂
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She must have learned from the best......ahem!! I wouldn't know a thing about that.
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wow, kid is an animal. who violates food like that?? it would have been better if she just didn't make it. smdh! you'll know for next time to make your own. i have these in my freezer right now and i'd ask which one was it, but i don't wanna know.
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gross! are you sure she licked it or was it the dog?
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that's funny I tell my daughter that she would still be eating with her hands if it weren't for me plus, she would have to wear velcro shoes or sandals the rest of her life if it wasn't for me I can't say anything about her driving, or the way she flips her hair, rolls her eyes, and walks out on me mid-sentence just sayin' reminded me of this Spongebob Squarepants - "The Shoe-Tying Song" You wanna learn how to tie your shoe? It's a very easy thing to do. Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop... What's that? It's called the loop-de-loop. You put your laces in each hand, go under and over again, take your loop-de-loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool. You go over and back, left to right, loop-de-loop and hold 'em tight. Like the bunny ears or a Christmas bow, lace 'em up and you're ready to go! Take your loop-de-loop and pull, and your shoes are lookin' cool. My daughter is getting to that age where everything is dramatic. Just hearing her tell me about what she ate for lunch that day takes about 20 minutes, there will be 3 mini stories included that deal with enemies and mixed emotions, and not once will she actually mention what she ate.
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that's funny I tell my daughter that she would still be eating with her hands if it weren't for me plus, she would have to wear velcro shoes or sandals the rest of her life if it wasn't for me I can't say anything about her driving, or the way she flips her hair, rolls her eyes, and walks out on me mid-sentence just sayin' reminded me of this Spongebob Squarepants - "The Shoe-Tying Song" You wanna learn how to tie your shoe? It's a very easy thing to do. Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop... What's that? It's called the loop-de-loop. You put your laces in each hand, go under and over again, take your loop-de-loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool. You go over and back, left to right, loop-de-loop and hold 'em tight. Like the bunny ears or a Christmas bow, lace 'em up and you're ready to go! Take your loop-de-loop and pull, and your shoes are lookin' cool. To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!!
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12/11/2019 5:10 am |
gross! are you sure she licked it or was it the dog?
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wow, kid is an animal. who violates food like that?? it would have been better if she just didn't make it. smdh! you'll know for next time to make your own. i have these in my freezer right now and i'd ask which one was it, but i don't wanna know.
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LOL..... yup, sounds like a kid!.... It is 7:57 & I just sent 2 more messages. I don't know why you didn't get the others. I replied to your first one about 30 minutes after you sent it but was on way to work. Then I sent more that night. Anyway. Hope you get these.
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She must have learned from the best......ahem!!
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lol... yep. Although THAT'S never happened to me.. 😂 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Strudel anyone?
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